| Fact | # of Votes | Rating |
|---|---|---|
| Fact | # of Votes | Rating |
| The Batmobile is black because Batman couldn't get it in a darker color. | 950 | 7.05 |
| Bullets don't bounce off of Batman's costume; They fly the other direction out of sheer terror. | 110 | 7.05 |
| Only one person has ever been known to answer the "Who would win in a fight - Batman or Superman?" question with "Superman". Batman didn't enjoy hurting Martha Kent, but examples must be made. | 821 | 7.05 |
| After what Batman did to The Penguin, real penguins decided to move to Antartica - just in case.... | 877 | 7 |
| Batman once caused Mr. Freeze to make Yellow Snow. | 749 | 7 |
| Batman does not breathe. He holds air hostage for a while. | 276 | 6.83 |
| Chuck Norris only comes out during the day, because Batman comes out at night | 617 | 6.78 |
| There's no where you can run that Batman can't find you. The Flash knows. He tried. | 311 | 6.74 |
| Batman doesn't think the Jonas Brothers suck. He knows. Even Robin knows that. | 140 | 6.71 |
| Batman does not use hair product. His hair does what it is told. | 914 | 6.67 |
| Question: McCain or Obama? Answer: Batman. End of story. | 120 | 6.65 |
| Batman knows both The Question and the answer. | 550 | 6.65 |
| Batman was happier in the sixties. There may have been drugs involved. | 844 | 6.62 |
| Batman isn't a creature of the night. The night approaches Batman carefully avoiding any eye contact. | 902 | 6.6 |
| Death is scared of the Batman. That's why he gave back Jason Todd. | 942 | 6.56 |
| Q: Pirates vs. ninjas? A: Batman. | 802 | 6.55 |
| Batman does not really have a kryptonite ring. It's made of apple-flavored candy. He just intimidates Superman into losing his powers and feeling deathly ill. | 918 | 6.53 |
| Batman's choice of vehicles does not imply he needs to compensate for anything. It's just another reminder of how inferior everyone else is. | 103 | 6.51 |
| Batman doesn't actually wear a cape. It's his aura of darkness surrounding him. | 299 | 6.46 |
| Batman's jet has a thousand buttons, each of which do something different, including but not limited to time travel. None of them are labeled. | 826 | 6.46 |
| Batman is currently suing Superman for plagiarism in his motto. The reason? ‘Truth’ and ‘Justice’ are the names of Batman’s Left and Right arms, and ‘The American Way’ is what Catwoman has pet named their sexy-time. | 86 | 6.42 |
| The rest of the Justice League refuses to play Clue with Batman. | 740 | 6.41 |
| Batman doesn't kill. He prefers to make people wish they were dead. | 1023 | 6.39 |
| Batman has made plans for any situation, including the one where you just read that he has made plans for any situation. | 111 | 6.37 |
| Batman knows where Waldo is. And he's not telling. | 281 | 6.35 |
| Robin isn't a partner, he's a distraction. That's why Batman has him wearing the bright colours. | 547 | 6.33 |
| Batman doesn't dress like a bat to instill fear. That's why bats dress like him. | 969 | 6.32 |
| Batman is the only living person who is known to have deflected Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. | 756 | 6.32 |
| Among other things, Wayne Enterprises owns the Daily Planet, and Lexcorp. Therefore, Bruce Wayne owns Superman. | 565 | 6.3 |
| Batman does not kill. It would not be sporting. | 90 | 6.29 |
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